Tuesday, August 30, 2011

what she saw

Hubby & I recently attended the 2011 Edinburgh Fringe Festival. The Fringe is the largest performing arts festival in the WORLD. Edinburgh's population *doubles* every August because of it and a host of other summer festivals. We saw 22 shows in 5 1/2 days of active theatre-going (...took a few days off to hop a train, or hang out away from the fest). Most of what we saw completely entertained us, and a surprising number of shows gleefully short-circuited our brains. Here are some of those.

Read about all of 'em, or skim through to find what strikes your own fancy.



An hour-long vaudevillian clown ho-down of physical theatre, using the "bad quarto" of Shakespeare's Hamlet (the first draft - a shorter and less poetic version). The man you see first in this video is the famous ghost of Hamlet's father. Never have I seen the ghost portrayed in a more exciting way.

We entered the theatre space and found seats while this guy sat on stage, quietly scowling at all of us. When the theatre fell dark, he began playing the opening song. When he finally appeared to Hamlet, it was out of the mass of bodies of the rest of the ensemble. They writhed in a foggy blob and he rose to the top of the ever-shifting human mound. They moaned, they shrieked; hands reached about, faces contorted as he told his tale and asked vengeance of his son. He spoke of hell as he clearly stood in it. Then everyone disappeared in a blast of fog, and the ghost appeared back in his chair. "Spare some change?" he asked, holding out his hat. It happened so abruptly, so seamlessly, the audience audibly GASPED.




A site-specific promenade piece of HORROR THEATRE. (Promenade = you walk from site to site as the story unfolds.) Set on multiple floors of U. Edinburgh's med school Anatomy wing, the adventure began outdoors when the waiting audience was split into 3 groups. Then we were ushered inside to watch a man - "the maestro" -- perform a concerto before hobbling away wide-eyed. We were then taken into different rooms by group. We were candidates seeking entry into this man's conservatory, but as we delved into his mind (through tasks he asked of us, and items that belonged to him), we found much more than music.

Two rooms haunt us still. One was a bare space with only a telephone, a metal cabinet and a keyboard. The maestro's voice from above asked us to step up and play the opening notes to his sonata. My husband stepped up to the keyboard, realized he did not know anything about pianos, and very sincerely botched it up. The telephone rang. He shakily answered it, and a voice only he could hear said, "Let the piano keys eat your fear." Then the metal cabinet began to shake, and a tiny voice said, "Let me out, let me out!" I was the obvious choice to open the doors, as I was standing right in front of them. Instead of helping, I hid my face in my hands, leapt away and cried "No!" :) Someone else did the honors. A "body" wrapped in garbage bags fell out.



This video does a great job of describing the latest piece by our new friends at Little Cauliflower. No words; live scoring by a company member playing harmonica and another one jumping on flute for certain scenes. Literally made us laugh and cry.



The story of a cartoon-turned-puppet-turned-cartoon searching for what all of us seek at some point or another: a purpose. A lost love. A reason to dance.

I wept. Heh. I was not alone.


This 5-minute adaptation of a picture book may actually be the most difficult to describe! A show for just one person at a time -- you sit on a stool inside a black box with three little windows in it. The windows open and close constantly, revealing scenes from the story that is being narrated to you. Sometimes puppets appear in the window, sometimes little static models, sometimes human actors in wigs or masks, all with a movie screen background and a perpetual, quirky-vocal soundtrack. At one point, Henry (said book-eater) eats soooo many books, he throws up words! (Poof! Confetti falls into your lap:)

At the end you watch Henry write a postcard to YOU, which you are then handed as you step back out into the light.


This was the one cabaret we went to, and OHMYSTARS, we should get an award for our amazing powers of discernment. This show was exceptional.
Not only can the man's voice give you goosebumps, so can his heart. He set the show up so that every time he stepped through his wardrobe-on-wheels, he was either on stage or backstage. This allowed for huge, fun, showy numbers in crazy-colorful outfits, followed by quiet, deeply-felt songs sung before his mirror while changing (an INCREDIBLE rendition of Radiohead's "Creep" was performed this way). After the show, he appeared outside to give hugs:).



An immersive experience for just two people, born of the collaboration between a theatre director and a film director. We stood side by side and were given video goggles and earphones. Through the visuals that appeared before our eyes and the tiny speakers, we followed instructions that lead to sitting down in what turned out to be wheelchairs that were maneuvered out of the small building, around it and into another part of it. We were lead out of those chairs and into another set, simulating a car, with--through our goggles--the three Faruk clowns above for "companions."

Thus began 15-20 minutes of multi-sensory art film mayhem, as we saw whole worlds through our goggles and a person or people physically outside of us added scents, pokes and the occasional spray for perfectly-timed accompaniment. We were left with a tiny gift in our hands, and removed the goggles to find no one there.

We are both still trying to figure this one out. And that delights me.



A passionate, music-filled audio (& physical!) tour through the rich family histories of two young people--a Scottish woman and a Russian man--about to get married. Groups of 10 or fewer were given synched-up mp3 players and beckoned by a guide to specific places (a church; a garden of photographs; a pub with a corner set aside for a kind of exploded diorama...) as the stories unfolded in our ears. We listened individually, together.

The link above will let you hear some of the beautiful music and storytelling. Apparently, the whole audio is online! I will add it in a comment when I unearth it. Consider it new radio drama.



Yes, one of the last plays we saw was a one-man Hitler speech. But this did indeed turn out to be an invigorating note to end on. Invigorating, because we were tricked.

For a great portion of the show's run-time, Pip Utton (a one-man show star in the UK) played Adolf Hitler speaking to his remaining faithful from a bunker. A single giant banner behind him lit up in just the right way and at just the right times to alternately cause a super-sized shadow of him, and burn the grotesque Nazi symbol into our retinas.

He finished with a black-out. We applauded (actor, not character), and lights came up on him and the whole house. After a "Thank God that's over!" he took off his coat and asked for a cigarette. And then he chatted with us. He was funny and warm, and though we were one part delighted, you could also tell that most of the audience was confused as to where this was going. We figured it out at varying points, and some--those who walked out--didn't catch on at all.

At first he seemed to talk about this and that, tossing out racial epithets as jokes for some to titter at, some to actively not. Then his light and airy conversation slowly found a focus. His Pip Utton gestures turned more rigid and quick--sickeningly Hitler-like. He spoke of the great British people, and how his father fought monsters and fools like Hitler to be able to free glorious Great Britain and keep its people cleansed of outsiders. Near the end, he stood before the banner, holding the coat with the Nazi symbol on the sleeve clearly showing. He said:

"I don't need a second coming. I never left."

I believe every hair on my arms stood. You could slice the air, thick with shame, silent gasps, disbelief, painful belief. 

So many shows revealed to us how far theatrics have come. This one showed us how much further humanity needs to go.






Friday, August 26, 2011

Just Say Yes.

You climb the spiral staircase as you've been instructed. It ends in a cave-like room: dim, stoney, dripping water through unseen cracks. A woman in a flight attendant uniform appears from - where? - and leads you into the adjoining cave-room. She motions for you to sit.

It begins.

She asks you questions. She speaks like an automaton. She is all business. What is your favorite kind of crisp? What was the name of your second pet, and if you didn't have any pets, or didn't have a second one, what is the name you *would have* given to your second pet? <Go on, tell her. ...she rifles through the pages on her clipboard. "That is correct," she says.>

She places a bright orange backpack on the tiny table before you, and begins to pack it, saying aloud what each item is. A spoon. A pen. An envelope marked "For Emergency Use Only." A rose. A wallet containing a bingo card and a handful of coins.

She hands you the backpack, and motions for you to follow. You stop with her in the doorless doorway between the caves. You face each other. She is 12 inches before you, and begins to wish you goodbye on behalf of your "mother slash father slash sibling slash friend slash loved one." She says she is proud of you for embarking upon this adventure. She offers you her cheek to kiss. You oblige, blushing slightly, and maneuver out of the caves and down the staircase. You do not know what will happen next, but you know you are to walk to the entrance of the complex. You feel happy & confident. You have no idea why.

You pass many people. People chatting, people standing, people working, people waiting. As you draw near the entrance, you pass a woman holding a map open. "Excuse me!" she calls in an accent you cannot place. You stop and face her. "You...can you help me? I sorry, I am looking for my hostel. I know it is near here..." Do you help her?

You have never heard of the hostel - you are a visitor here, after all - but you agree to walk with her. She says she is from Iceland, and is here simply because it is a new place for her. She is always traveling. Her mother does not approve of the big city visits, warning about "the women in the streets with the liquid coming from their mouths!" With her sweet face and charming accent, this statement comes as a bit of a surprise. You awkwardly laugh and say you have not been privy to that yet....

Someone calls your name. And again. "Come on, get in!" he says. A man has pulled a car up near the sidewalk and thrust the passenger door open. He motions briskly for you to get in. There are cars coming up behind him. Do you get in?

With a clumsy, hurried goodbye you apologize to your Icelandic friend and wish her well. She takes a picture of you as you drive off. Strange.

Joe introduces himself and doesn't stop talking until the car has turned into an alleyway and stopped in a sort of courtyard. You were late, apparently. He has been trying to get hold of you. "Here, put this on!" You are now both wearing goofy glasses (yes, the kind with the mustache attached).

"Ohmygod, did you see that??!? Someone just appeared in that window! You saw it, right? Get down! Stay down! So you have the codes, yeah?" <Er...you don't.> "...wait, WHAT?! Kevin didn't give you the codes? Oh, come ON! We need the codes for the safe! I can't have another heist go wrong. Last one...last one really went tits-up, man, and that can't happen again. What am I gonna do?" You mumble apologies and frantically search your bag for something code-worthy. Bingo card? He is not amused. Then he gets a text.

"Whoa, whoa, wait. Why is Kevin telling me that he's with you right now?" ...you have no acceptable answer for this. "Are you not the one who is supposed to do the heist with me?" You stumble through a few words. They are insufficient. "Oh, come ON! What are you? You must be a lunatic! What kind of person gets in the car with someone they don't know? A lunatic, that's who! Shit. Just...get outta the car. Get out. I can't believe this. You're crazy, you know that?"

He peels away and you are left in the courtyard, alone. Well, not completely alone. You have your backpack. And your shame.

And that clown.


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And, ohhh, it keeps going! Each person who finds you gives you a tiny, personal experience and then sets you off in the direction of your next encounter. There is the lawyer who is prepping you to be a witness when she gets a picturemail: it is you, in the car with the bank robber from earlier! There is the graveyard gardener who gives you tea and biscuits, and seeds to plant, and his own story; the student questioning her studies in relation to The Whole World; the charity store volunteer who dresses you in mismatched clothing while telling you about her mother's recent death, and how she assisted.... The woman in the church who takes you around to the stained glass windows, speaking quietly about her 2-year old son. He has Downs, and has just taken his first steps.

The clown asks if you're ready. Say yes, and you find yourself running zig-zags through a crowd to keep up with her.

The homeless man asks if you can spare some change. Say yes, and you are following him to a graveyard, singing your favorite karaoke song along the way.

The shady businessman. Your first meeting with that online romance. Everyone tells you a bit about themselves, all the while gathering information about *you* in order to make the piece as personal as possible.

This is "You Once Said Yes," a site-specific play-for-one made by these people. Welcome to my honeymoon.


Tuesday, August 9, 2011

professor tia explains it all

Good day! This is the blog post where I explain all the mundane particulars of The Theatre Actor's Life (or, at least, THIS Theatre Actor's Life). If you decide to skip this, I won't be offended. Pinky swear. But I myself have always been interested in the details of people's jobs or careers. Know the book Gig? If you share my workday-fascination, check it out!

And consider this my entry.

In a turn of events I shall eloquently label AWESOME, I have not needed a "second job" for the past year. This is new for me, and very well may change in a few months. But since September 1st, 2010, I have been steadily employed as an actor. Among other shows, I lucked into a 7-month tour (with a remount this fall/winter). Tour is its own world--I'll send dispatches on THAT particular life from the road in October. But my other gigs were both with a nearby children's theatre.

See, our life is a string of gigs. There are very few theatre companies out there that will employ actors for a whole season. So we have to go from show to show, with different companies, piecing together our own seasons (theatre seasons run like school years). There are almost always gaps, and we have to re-audition for companies year after year. The closest I've come to job security so far is the company that used me in 3 shows over one calendar year, and then lost funding and could not afford me anymore. SIGH. (I don't come cheap. I'm a union member, which means that with many contracts, you have to pay into my health plan on top of giving me a weekly salary. The health plan is what many smaller companies simply can't afford.)

Theatre is a funny thing, time-wise. With this children's theatre, for instance, I was very busy for the first 3 weeks--rehearsing for them 8 hrs/day, 6 days/wk, culminating in two "10 out of 12" days (when, you can probably guess, we work for 12 hours but with two hours of meal break). Then the show opens, and you have SO MUCH free time all of a sudden! On the weekdays, at least. I do 8-9 performances/week right now. This show is maybe an hour and fifteen minutes long, and very physical (as children's theatre tends to be). So I usually need a nap afterward:). But then...I still have a whole stretch of day left! Check it out:

Early morning: yoga! Wakes the body, gets the breath flowing. Mmm.
I arrive at the theatre around 9:30/9:45am. Say hi to everyone while I finish my coffee:).
Start getting into makeup/costume and double-checking my props around 10.
At 10:25, no joke, some of us have a 5-minute "tiny dance party" to get ready for the show:). It has become a tradition. 
10:30 = Places!
11:45 = Done! Fast & furious. Get out of costume, replace props.
Noon, head out of the theatre. With the drive, I am usually home 30-45 minutes later.
The aforementioned nap. Then...what? What do I do with all this time??

It varies. Yesterday, hubby and I had a meeting with a friend to discuss our baby theatre project. I then worked for a few more hours on the project at home. (We are devising a nonverbal play. Interesting stuff.)

..for tangential kicks, here is a fun example of what we call "baby theatre":



(Love it!!)

I am currently trying to put together a reading of my latest non-baby script. A handful of actors will meet at our apartment and read the whole piece aloud so I can listen and, well, judge myself:). Sometimes you don't know if certain dialogue works, or if scenes are the right length, etc, until you hear the words out loud.

Having just gotten hitched, there are still many thank you cards to write and send. Been working on those--a few here, a few there.

Etc etc etc. All these tiny little things make up a day. It seems about once a week, we will go see a show. Even though I make theatre, I still love to see it. And free tickets seem to fall into our laps in this household. It's pretty great.

Money-wise, theatre is also pretty funny. I am making an alright paycheck right now--can't complain!--but it would not be quite enough to live on in the DC area if I hadn't been able to save money from those months on tour. (That paycheck was larger, and came with a weekly food stipend that I was pretty stingy with). As a professional here, you can get literally anywhere from $150/wk to almost $1,000. It's a HUGE discrepancy. I'd say most of the contracts fall within the smaller half of that range.

In the past, I've been a barista, a cake builder, a bookseller, a costume character at a children's zoo, and a temp inbetween gigs, or alongside short gigs or lesser-paying ones. Come the spring, I may have to look for that second job again. And that's o.k. When talking to younger actors, I try to impress upon them that having to get a non-acting job is NOT failure in our field. We don't get paid to audition, after all. I went two years without any professional theatre prospects, so I cultivated another skill and volunteered my theatre arts where I could (in a benefit reading of "The Vagina Monologues," for instance). Those are 2 years that I would not go back and change. They taught me that a) theatre is not the *only* thing that makes me happy, and b) I am an actor whether I have acting work at the moment or not.

I guess this is true for all of us: the work can only define you as much as you let it. I am currently a working actor, but soon I may be an actor who is serving you a coffee. And I am quite alright with that. There are always more auditions, there are always the things I have already done, there are scripts in my head, and there are things to learn from other kinds of work that can shape me as both an artist and a person.

...and now you can all hold me accountable to these words when times get tough, friends. ;)

Class dismissed.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

where inspiration resides (or, i'm a monnnsterrrr!)

Two days ago (or yesterday? hm) I was literally trolling the apartment for IDEAS--flipping through books, attempting to look right through paintings. I ended up getting what I needed from the husband. I was trying to finish a play script. He had read a previous draft, and I asked him to list the images that the play evoked for him. I am not ashamed to say it: I stole one. (It was really good!) But here's the real confession...

I am a filthy little beauty-thief. I have been for years. Keep your treasures from me! I will eat your artworks! I will plunder your memory-files for shiny objects to bring back to my lair! Yarrrrrr!!

...<ahem>.

The whole idea for this play came from a xeroxed page someone gave me years ago--it seemed to be an encyclopedia entry, about an old account of people seeing a ship in the *air,* moving as if the sky were the sea. I wrote a poem based on it, and gave it to this person in return (I am a sucker for an artistic dialogue). Eventually, I started turning the poem into a play. 

There are scenes in this play and my previous one-act inspired by this guy, whose works I found in a gallery in Nashville. This one, for instance:



There are other beats ripped straight from Rilke (though, really, anyone who creates anything lovely ought to be ripping from Rilke. One gal's opinion). Most often, his Book of Hours and Uncollected  Poems.

My friend Brian told me a story about finding a mailbox full of notebooks on a secluded beach. I duly appropriated it.

Another friend told me tales of a largely chair-bound childhood, due to fierce asthma. Boom, a character was born.

Have you ever read Milan Kundera's The Unbearable Lightness of Being? There are scenes where the author steps out from behind his story t tell you the exact moment in his own life when a character was born....

Writing, for me, is something like crazy-quilting. Gathering gorgeous & funky bits and sewing 'em all together. Come to think of it, that's how I would describe my job as an actor, too. Patchwork. The whole wide world around ya is a treasure trove.

Yarrrr!!!